The Playpen

Hello everyone!

To start off this month, I thought it would be appropriate to feature funny baby related quotes and keep things a little light.
Many moms out there like me, sometimes need a few words of wisdom, an anecdote (or five) to break our daily routine from dealing with either a very young baby, requiring attention every second of the day, OR (in my case) dealing with a bull-headed toddler who thinks she can get her way by assaulting my eardrums with her vibrating high pitched voice. Often I practice the art of “screaming into a pillow”. Then I remind myself I am NOT going insane; there are others who go through this and, it too, shall pass.

A few that I found to be funny and quite true!


People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Leo J. Burke


Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, “What are you doing here? You’ve never worked a day in your life! “
Steven Wright


My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven Wright


There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers, and the cat can’t get it.
Irena Chalmers


The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction.
Anonymous


I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worst.
Dave Barry


Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child’s room hates legos.
Tony Kornheiser


Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robin Orben


My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner

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